WEIRDLAND: Rules to survive in "Zombieland"

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Rules to survive in "Zombieland"


Zombieland - Deleted scenes
With almost 45 minutes cut out of the feature film, however, there still has to be more scenes somewhere! Below, watch Jesse Eisenberg in the aftermath of Amber Heard's attack, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin getting scruples, and the jobs Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson had before the zombies took over!
Source: ww.hugazombie.com

Rules for Surviving in "Zombieland":
Rule #1: Cardio - because the fat people are the first ones to die.
Rule #2: Beware of bathrooms - because when you go into a stall there is no way out.
Rule #3: Seatbelts - perfect for ejecting that zombie on the backseat.Rule #4: Doubletap - a second bullet in the head makes sure it is dead.
Rule #5: No attachments - makes you make stupid decisions.
Rule #15: Know your way out - plan your exit in all situations.
Rule #17: Don't be a hero - always let someone else go first if you can.
Rule #18: Limber up - don't want to pull a muscle in the middle of a fight to the death.Rule #31: Check the back seat - there is likely to be a zombie back there.Rule #32: Enjoy the little things - who knows how long you have to live.

Screencaps of Jesse Eisenberg from "Complex" video - October Edition 2009. Source: www.complex.com

Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus and Emma Stone as Wichita/Krista in "Zombieland" (2009).

2 comments :

countsheep said...

"Zombieland" was such a blast, and very funny! Will be Zombieland 2 in 3-D?

Elena said...

yes, it's going to be filmed in 3-D, Zombieland's screenwriter Paul Wernick said they are going to write the sequel "with 3-D in mind" and they "want to have fun with the technology". They'll add new characters (one love interest for Tallahassee), more gore, etc.